why do people have quiet respectful funerals when i die i want my ashes mixed with glitter and packed tightly into a coffin and then they blow up the coffin with explosives so glitter rains down on the guests while blasting “thanks for the memories” by fall out boy
I ORDERED PIZZA AND OPENED THE DOOOR WEARING MY CAMP TAKOTA SHIRT AND THE GUY DELIVERING THE PIZZA LOOKED AT MY SHIRT AND AFTER HANDING ME MY PIZZA AND ME PAYING HIM LOOKED AT ME AND WENT ‘HARTBIG IS MY OTP’ AND RAN OFF MY PORCH.
I AM DYING OF LAUGHTER. OH MY GOD.
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my group is a bunch of lazy bastards who haven’t sent me anything yet even though it’s been like two weeks.Its due friday but since im the one doing the power point and since i have actual important shit i have to get done, i need this to be completed asap.
and then there’s the queen lazy bitch who sent me cut and pasted sections of the articles i sent her mixed together making the information completely illegible.
i literally can’t right now. im so stressed out cause this is a big portion of our grade